That was a terrible thing to say and now they’re all vying to sum up George Fucking Saunders—Help me, I’m Bored—and Glenn cuts ’em off with a clap of his hands—good—but then he looks at me. “Actually,” he says. “Joe didn’t go to college either.” My lack of a degree is the opposite of an Obie and Lou might come in his pants. “No shit.”
