“You know, when you said you were a fan of the hookup, I didn’t realize it meant you’d slept with half the female population on campus. I mean, I guess you don’t earn your proficiency at oralgasms by practicing on a cut orange, but this is some next-level shit. Should I hand them all thank-you cards for helping you hone your skills?” She stands and starts packing up her bag. Quinn bursts into laughter. River slow claps. “You are my favorite fucking person in the entire world right now, Winter.”
