Wed to the Alien Brute (Accidental Alien Brides, #3)

by January Bell

“Shoot for the moon, and even if you miss, you’ll still land on top of the alien cock,” I finish.

preach it, sis lol

“Keep calm and fuck an alien. If life gives you an alien, have sex with him. Live every day like it’s your last chance to hop on board the alien express.”

hell ya

If we get clear of this ship, make it to our tent, maybe I will seduce him on purpose. Because from the sounds of it, there’s only one bed.

when she loves the one bed trope, too

“You think you can outrun me?” he asks. “Remind me to show you this vampire movie whenever you successfully hack Earth digital media,” I manage, laughing.

twilight mentioned lmaoo