Wed to the Alien Brute (Accidental Alien Brides, #3)

by January Bell

“The one female I was with, ten years ago… she laughed afterwards.” His huge, capable body is tense with awkwardness, and I blink up at him.

Poor guy

“Do not worry, my petite meat blanket—”

Nah. This isn't the vibe

“You are coming with me,” he says. “You are my mate, and I am kidnapping you, just like they do in the books you like. My semen is not nutritious, but I will still feed it to you.”

How can you say no to that? Lmao