“We all told him she would take his balls and wear them as a necklace if he tried to take her. We all know Warlord Abby is fearsome and mean in a fight.” “I tell you she’s been kidnapped by an invisible alien and your first response is that you warned him she’d maim him? And he did it anyway?” Gen’s voice goes up an octave. “Ridiculous.” She bursts into tears.
