Wed to the Alien Brute (Accidental Alien Brides, #3)

by January Bell

“Shoot for the moon, and even if you miss, you’ll still land on top of the alien cock,”

“Live for the nights you’ll always remember with the alien dicking down you’ll never forget.”

“Yesterday is history,” I proclaim, a finger in the air, “tomorrow is a mystery, and today is when you put on lingerie and impale yourself on a massive alien cock.”

“Keep calm and fuck an alien. If life gives you an alien, have sex with him. Live every day like it’s your last chance to hop on board the alien express.”

“I have done wrong by you, my little wife. But I will prove to you that I am no brute, that I am no monster, and that I do not wish you anything but safety and happiness.”

“I want exactly what you have already given me, Ree-becca. Your honesty. Your smiles and laughter. Your strange and too-sweet home baked treats. Your patience and your determination. Your bravery and your beauty.”

“You think you can outrun me?” he asks. “Remind me to show you this vampire movie whenever you successfully hack Earth digital media,”