Tangled in Tinsel (The More the Merrier, #1)

by Trilina Pucci

“Tell her,” I challenge, huffing a laugh, “and I’ll tell her that you only go to church because you’re trying to fuck the priest after you read about it happening in some fucking romance book.”

Plus, men are simple, like spit on it, moan…call them daddy, you’re all good.”

Facts

“There’s my dirty slut. Daddy’s here.”

I’m about to get fucked in the eye.

This is weird AF

I don’t care how many doors I’m behind. They won’t hear me pee. Not happening.

Wtf? She's acting like a child. Just piss girl

“Alec. Our Lolita would like some mood music.”

Lolita? That's foul

“I think rodents really do it for ya. I mean, I knew gerbils were a thing,

Bruh. What are these references? I'm going to hurl