“I’ll call you later, ‘kay?” “Yep. Have fun…but only the sexy, filthy, depraved kind of fun. And sneak me dick pics!” I don’t answer her, smiling as I hang up. Dear Santa, I’ve even been a very good girl this year. And all I want for Christmas is Alec, Reed, Jace, and Cole…without a pregnancy or an STD. Thank you.
