“Well, Mr. Price, it’s easy to decorate such a beautiful home. These open layouts are my favorite designs for making a large space feel cozy. And these Douglas firs”—I turn back—“are girthy, really nice to handle.” Jesus, is it hot in here? And did I just say girthy? Stop being a whore. JUST STOP BEING A WHORE. I adjust the neck of my sweater as he looks down at me with a grin. “Call me Alec.” Our eyes connect. “And Samantha, you can handle my girthy tree anytime.” “Got it,” I answer, shooting out finger guns. Fuck me running. What am I doing? I officially hate myself. How am I allowed to
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