what if you asked us to jump off a bridge?” The Fox sighed. “What is this obsession with jumping off a bridge? Everyone says that . . . if so and so told you to jump off a bridge, would you? If anyone else tells you to do so, without good reason, then no. If I tell you, there would be a good reason because I would never tell you to do that without a good reason.” That one backfired on him. “What if you ordered one of us to do something sexual and we didn’t want to?” “Why wouldn’t you want to?” “I don’t know . . . maybe if we weren’t in the mood to give you a blow job.” “That would be odd. I
...more

