Make You Mine This Christmas
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Probably what you’d call pianist fingers if you were the type of person who could even think that phrase without thinking ‘penis fingers’.
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‘Christopher, do you always talk in riddles? It’s like having a conversation with a wizard on a bridge.’
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‘The fake-dating, the falling in love with your sister, all the other nonsense. That’s the combined force of two chaotic bisexuals.’
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‘I know it’s only been five days, which has to be some kind of U-Haul record.’