And then, well, there was the matter of the two kisses at the end of the text, which, come on. Who sent two kisses to a friend?
just to be clear: the message closed with "xx" now- in my 24 years of being alive it was always common knowledge to me that xo was hugs and kisses. X being the hug (because it's obviously shaped like limbs outstrecthed) and O being the kiss (because it looks like a mouth). So. Wrong!