You're Not Supposed to Die Tonight

by Kalynn Bayron

They come to be scared, but they almost always underestimate what’s about to happen to them.

A good final girl always makes sure the generator, no matter how ancient, has fuel and is in good working order.

“If you’re the final girl, what does that mean for the rest of us?”

“As soon as people start having sex, it’s like a bat signal to the killer. He hears cheeks clappin’, then here he comes with a knife to slice everybody up.”