Accidentally Amy

by Lynn Painter

PSL for the win 🤭

“I did, too, but I didn’t know how to tell you. Hence the PSL.”

Babes has rizz

“Ohmigod, you’re a man.”

Nah cuz she acc funny bro

It reminded her of the way Darcy said Mr. Wickham? and stepped closer to Elizabeth during his rain proposal in the hand-flex version of P&P, and Izzy thought she might faint dead away for the first time in her life.

“Send a lot of accidental eggplants?”

Nahhhh cuz she acc so funny broooo

“I rather like hearing the voice of the person I’m talking to.”

🦋🦋🦋

because statements like that were a straight-up assault on her ovaries.

SIR???? 😭✋🏼

I fear I may start mashing the numerical keypad and shouting emoji names at random out of confusion.” “Eggplant, eggplant?”

I’m sorry but both of them are acc quite funny.

He smiled a little more and his dimples popped. Fucking dimples.

NAH CUZ WHY DOES THIS HAVE ME SMILING SO WIDELY 🤭

The man had the deepest, sexiest voice.

that you spilling coffee on me was a fucking lovely surprise.”

He’d found himself staring, watching her, just waiting for the charming little crinkle. Like a fucking idiot.

Because somehow, just like that, he felt like he’d known her forever.

“My best friend makes me sit in the back seat of his car like I’m a little bitty baby child. Nice.”

Hahh nah thats too funny lol

For someone so above-board-executive-like in person, he was surprisingly fun on the phone.

I like my slices big, open, and melty. Just like my men.”

Lol

“I thought that was a dress,”

“It’s a skirt and top.”

Because it would feel like…something. Something from a daydream about boyfriends working on their girlfriend’s car.

"Just because we have a little chemistry doesn’t mean we’re at the mercy of our basest instincts, right? We’re not animals.”

“He has pills that I have to crush and put in applesauce, which he licks off of a plastic spoon.” “While you hold the spoon?” she asked. “Why do I feel like this is a cat-lady version of phone sex?”

Im lovin their energy sm

"Are you watching Little House?" “You know it,” she said, a little surprised he remembered.

If you matter to them then theyll remember small details about you

I’ll do it, but I’m very afraid of falling in love with your cats. It took a few minutes for Blake to respond, and his words did something to her already riotous belly. Blake: Don’t be scared, Iz. Just take a deep breath and let yourself fall.

I think i just fell for him

Izzy: You're not the boss of me. Blake: I am quite literally the boss of you.

shit like that made him get a pinching pain just below his heart.

but he was also dying to get home and get started on the weekend.

Maybe just because you wanna see her lol

“But Iz?” he said, his voice quiet and deep. “Yeah?” She shook out her fingers at her sides. “The way you kissed Tom Colicchio,” he said, his dark eyes hot on her, “Was fucking sinful.”

Factttttts preachhh

Does she really want to jeopardize that for a man?”

No <3 not for a man

“I’m going to fucking lose my mind if you don’t let me talk to you.” “So talk,”

Im not jealous. You are.

But the thing of it was, he really liked Iz. He liked being friends with her, regardless of the shape of her body (perfect) and the pretty of her face. He liked the smell of her hair and the way her nose squinched when she grinned, but he loved her smartass fuckery even more.

When will someone talk about me the same way he thinks about her :(

he was nervous that rushing to sex might somehow screw everything up.

“I can’t believe I’m saying this, but zero-to-one-hundred seems unwise. Should we maybe stop for dinner?”

Honestly, yes.

She went up on her tiptoes and kissed him then, and he was still grinning like an idiot when he climbed into his car and put the keys in the ignition, twenty minutes later.

Alexa play this love by taylor swift (taylor's version)

“I spend hours every day obsessing about all of you, every little bit.” “You do?” she said, her voice barely there. “Yes, I fucking do,” he said around an exhale. “So you can’t talk about your underthings without making me crazy. Without making me think about your skin and your body and the way you’d look in goddamn lace.”

He looked down at her, grinning up at him with maximum nose crinkle, and he knew he loved her. It didn't make a damn bit of sense, but he loved her so fucking much that it terrified him.

This is so cute and sweet

“You are so fucking pretty that I have a hard time not staring. Obsessively. Every second that I’m with you.”

You told me ‘bout your past, thinking your future was me - the lyric came at him out of nowhere.

Miss taylor never misses

“Iz.” Blake leaned a little closer, where his lips hovered just above hers, and he murmured, “Don’t you know that I’d do anything to make you happy?”

Blake: Well, then - I spoiled meat you. Izzy: I spoiled meat you, too.

#mylonelinessiskillingme

“Isabella Clarence, I love you so much that I can barely breathe. Please never change, okay?”

“Honey, I was hooked the minute you felt me up in Starbucks, checking for a third nipple in those dirty-ass glasses.”