“No, no. I will pick your outfit. You will pick mine. The more ridiculous the better. And then we will go out to eat at a very nice restaurant and pretend everything is completely normal and we are wearing normal outfits that we intentionally chose to leave the house in.” “Oh my god,” Eli says, suddenly understanding. “There are going to be so many pictures.” “So many,” Alex agrees somberly. “What will TMZ say?” “I’m looking forward to finding out.”
