“And then there’s Muzz. He dresses like my cousin Archie—” “Way too much denim and American flag paraphernalia?” “That’s the one, but he also gave the frosh guys a lecture on intersectional feminism at dinner, and I’m pretty sure he kissed our goalie on the mouth after practice, but I’m definitely sure the goalie isn’t gay—” He shrugs. “Time will tell, I guess.”
