Like Real People Do (Breakaway #1)

by E.L. Massey

Price drives them to a storefront with an obscene amount of tie-dye and a sign font that is a little too close to Comic Sans for comfort.

there are clearly some Emotions™ happening here,

Eli blinks. “You went to see your therapist drunk?” “Look, I’m not in counseling because I handle personal issues well.” “Point.”

“Calculus is homophobic,” Eli mutters. “What?” Alex says. “How?” “I’m gay, and it inconveniences me.”