“Thanks for the second most awkward night of my life.” “What was the most awkward?” “The day you found my box of dildos.” Wow, I don’t think I’ve ever seen his face so red. He buries it behind his water bottle as I open my door. I turn back to him once more. “Garrett?” “Yeah?” “I’m sorry Indiana Bones slapped you in the face.” “Indiana Bones?” His brows tug together as he lifts his water back to his mouth, cheeks like a chipmunk as he guzzles. I see the exact moment realization dawns as the wrinkle in his forehead smooths, followed promptly by a fountain of water bursting from his lips as he
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