But in reality, we’re also the McDonald’s-eating, couch-sitting, tabloid-reading, Walmart-shopping, Top 40–listening, lotto-ticket-buying, beer-drinking, meme-scrolling, Bachelorette-bingeing, Kardashian-obsessed, Tinder-swiping, double-chin-having, time-wasting, prejudiced, SUV-driving, mob-tweeting, DM-sliding, bikini-photo-liking, late-night-Postmates-ordering, Pornhub-surfing, TMZ-loving, too-lazy-to-recycle group of people.
