Bite Me! - You Know I Like It (Spooky Boys #1)

by Fae Quin

I hadn’t known a town with a population of five could house such a luxurious building.

“C’mon. Wallflower time is over. You need to do something fun.” I take it back. She was a heinous, heinous creature.

I was still getting over the whole thumb sucking incident, honestly.

There was no way with hands and feet like his that riding his dick would be anything other than a religious experience. Praise be, Richard and his monster cock.

Even his shoes made sexy noises when he moved, heavy and rubber-coated, like I wished his dick would be.

God, Richard better not sparkle like Edward fucking Cullen or I was going to have to do something drastic. Like burn the city down.

Richard was a cocoa wielding, flannel wearing, sex machine who may or may not be undead.

I wanted to be the center of his universe. I wanted him to want me just as badly as I was beginning to want him.

Richard gave me hope, and hope was a dangerous, dangerous thing for a person like me to have.

Everyone’s hiding something, I reminded myself. Especially you.

“Motherfucker, promise me you’ll last at least three minutes or I’m cutting you off.” I threatened my dick angrily where it very clearly pressed against the zipper on my jeans. The clattering in the kitchen stopped. I blinked, glancing over the back of the couch suspiciously. Did vampires have super-hearing? No, right? “Did you just threaten your own dick?”

He learned his way around my cock like it was his mission to do so, his brow lowered in concentration as he quite literally sucked my brain out of my dick.