How to Kill Men and Get Away With It

by Katy Brent

My feet hurt in my heels, and I wonder if they were designed by men specifically to make women easier to catch.

‘You’re not. You’re kind and open and you trusted someone. Those are not dick moves. His actions are not a reflection on you. He’s the dick here, babes.’

I absolutely refuse to be around anyone who thinks they’re better than me because a) who has the time to waste hanging out with anyone you just will never get along with and b) no one is better than me.

I want to live in a world where I don’t have to keep my keys between my fingers in case I’m attacked walking home.

He doesn’t look like a monster though. But they don’t, do they? Otherwise, they’d never get the opportunity to be monsters.

If you think extremely average white men have a confidence they don’t deserve, imagine one with money who has been gushed over since he was about twelve.