How to Kill Men and Get Away With It
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When someone who doesn’t want to die, realises they’re going to die, they fight. Holy fuck, do they fight.
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I want to live in a world where I don’t have to keep my keys between my fingers in case I’m attacked walking home.
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the thought of going on an actual real date from Tinder makes me want to hide in bed with a bottle of wine. But where else do people my age find love if it’s not through dating apps or people they know? It’s like looking for a unicorn on a council estate.
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‘Looking stunning as ever, Kitty,’ he says, and I just about hold myself back from grabbing a butter knife and disembowelling him there and then.
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‘So, what is it you do, doll?’ The ice pick is deep in his neck before he finishes his sentence. ‘I kill people,’ I say, as I pull the pick out and watch him slide to the floor, blood pooling around him like an oil slick.
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‘You’re going to need to get serious help after this,’ I say, as we heave James’s unconscious body onto the bed and handcuff him to it. Hen laughs.