How to Kill Men and Get Away With It
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This is for every woman who has ever walked home with her keys between her fingers. And for my mum, who has always shown me what it means to be a strong woman.
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I smile sweetly but what I really want to do is take my spoon and scoop his eyes out, then use the back of it to smash them like the avocado on my sourdough.
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He referred to himself as an ‘entrepreneur’. Which everyone knows is shorthand for twat.
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Something inside me begins to stir, stretching out after a long sleep, batting my fear away with a paw.