I need someone different. Someone new. Someone kind and normal who doesn’t tell sexist jokes and make me want to peel my own skin off. Oh, and cheat for months with a little bitch. But where would I find someone like this out of a bad romcom? Definitely not an app. Even the thought of going on an actual real date from Tinder makes me want to hide in bed with a bottle of wine. But where else do people my age find love if it’s not through dating apps or people they know? It’s like looking for a unicorn on a council estate.
