How to Kill Men and Get Away With It

by Katy Brent

Apparently, I have daddy issues. But I don’t even know my dad.

This would do numbers on tinder lmao

Because nothing attracts hideous fuckboys quite like a woman with low self-esteem.

Real

Oh, to have the confidence of a very average white male.

I love this book lmao

I want to live in a world where I don’t have to keep my keys between my fingers in case I’m attacked walking home.

Kitty stays spitting facts tbh

I know it’s not all men. But unfortunately, they don’t come with coloured wristbands so we can tell the difference between the good guys and the bad ones.

Did i write this book??

One thing I will say about dating apps is that they’ve normalised casual sex so much, men now don’t need their map app to find my clit.’

Ope lmao

And don’t even get me started on men in sandals. Some things just shouldn’t be seen out in public and hairy toes are one of them.

I think i wrote this book and dont remember writing this book lol