How to Kill Men and Get Away With It

by Katy Brent

So why don’t I stop? Who knows? A combination of daddy issues and the instant dopamine hits from those likes and comments. I’ve

never been one to be able to wait for gratification. Even my £250-an-hour therapist couldn’t get to the bottom of that.

‘It doesn’t matter how much ink you get, you’ll always be a mainstream cunt.’

Hi I’m Kitty and I’m new to online dating so please handle me gently. Freshly single after discovering I like my men how I like my coffee – able to keep its dick out of other women. Apparently, I have daddy issues. But I don’t even know my dad.