have you ever heard of the two beers and a puppy litmus test?” I shook my head, smiling at her. “No.” She rubbed her nose. “You ask yourself would you have two beers with this person and let them watch your puppy for a weekend? Some people are a yes/yes. Some are a no/no. My ex was a yes/no. He was fun to be around, but I couldn’t rely on him.”
