Fallen Foe (Cruel Castaways, #2)

by L.J. Shen

Sparkle, unicorns! Sparkle.”

“Bumpkin!” I roar. “Open the goddamn door before I kick it down.”

“You didn’t sue me.” I narrow my eyes at him. “Yeah, well, I thought it would be a terrible inconvenience if I ever decided to date you.”

“I came here to ask you out, but also, if you wish, to give you babies. What’s so hard to understand?”