“You kissed me back.” “I did no such thing!” She blushes guiltily. Oops. This is the second time I drag Winnifred out of her perfect Stepford Wife comfort zone. “What annoyed you about my existence this time?” I inquire pleasantly. “And please spare me any claims you didn’t enjoy it. Your toes curled in your sandals, and I felt the goose bumps all over your skin.”
