Spanks, I have to take all the kids in the lodge sledding at 10 this morning. I’d love for you to come with me if you’re interested. (i.e. You HAVE to say yes. It’s for the blackout). I’ll pick you up in a horse-powered sleigh at 9:45. Please dress like you will be going sledding and having fun. Love, Your man with the fine pair of hams (as you well know) I yelled out to the snow-covered forest, “I don’t like sledding!” The forest yelled back, “Everybody likes sledding!” “I don’t like being cold!” “I’ll take care of that!” This time, the forest voice had a flirtatious edge to it, which I
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