Two Scoops Of Hellfire

by Kimberly Lemming

“HOLY CHEESE AND RICE, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?”

Miss Lemming I love you

Her long-braided hair was dyed purple and sat on a high bun.

“K-Kain?” she stammered. “Kain the Destroyer? What kind of weird DnD crap is that? What are you destroying aside from my kitchen?”