Two Scoops Of Hellfire

by Kimberly Lemming

“Be it holy soldier or thieving pirate, all shall know the wrath of Kain the Destroyer!” “HOLY CHEESE AND RICE, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?”

lmfao was not expecting that

“Who or what are you?” She gathered her courage to clamber upright and held the spoon before her like a sword. Adorable. Adorable and horribly useless. Focus.

oohhh the demon has a crushhh

I needed to keep my thoughts on the task at hand, but my eyes couldn’t help but rake over the woman’s plump form.

yes, big girls for the win

“Of course,” I said with a nod. “I, too, begin my cooking tasks by summoning ancient evils. Only a fool would attempt to make confections without at least two scoops of hellfire.”

the title in the book!