Two Scoops Of Hellfire

by Kimberly Lemming

With a roar for show, I jumped through the portal, concentrating my hellfire into a flaming sword. “Be it holy soldier or thieving pirate, all shall know the wrath of Kain the Destroyer!” “HOLY CHEESE AND RICE, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?”

The visual this conjured up for me had me howling lol

“How were you able to summon me?” I demanded. The purple woman burst into tears and waved her arms around her. “I don’t KNOW, OK?! I was just trying to bake cupcakes. You were supposed to be buttercream frosting!”

YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE BUTTERCREAM! lmao

Peeked again, then snapped her eyes to the floor. Oh. I was naked. It seemed her sloppy butter runes were not enough to summon me without my demonic armor.

ohhh no....shucks lol