Irresistibly Broken (Irresistibly Yours, #1)

by J. Saman

“I’ve never been so wet and sticky in my life. And before you go there…” I start cracking up. “Hell, I just said that, didn’t I?” He’s laughing too. And his smile is so damn cute. Boyish and loaded with dimples and sparkling, crazy-colored eyes. “You did. I won’t even pretend my mind didn’t go straight to the gutter with it. That’s classic.” I feel a finger swipe something that is likely frosting from my face and watch as he pops the digit into his mouth, licking it clean. “Delicious.” I’d blush if I did that sort of thing. “That’s a total player move.” “It might be. That bother you?” “You mean the fact you’re flirting with a girl who has pink frosting and Diet Coke making a love child in her hair? I’m a total catch right now. How could you not flirt?” He falls onto the clean side of the floor beside me, clutching his chest. “And I’m dead. Like right here.” “Death by donuts and caffeine. I think I’ll join you.” A handsome smirk against his gray, sparkling eyes. “I’ve been told there are worse ways to go.” “Me too. But I think I win for today.” “Nah, babe. We both win. You’re all wet and sticky, and I’m the one who made you that way.” My hands cover my face as I start laughing uncontrollably. “Oh, you went there, Mr. One Upper.”