Gatemouth says a possum dont have a forked peter, Oceanfrog told the store. I never, said Gatemouth. I said he dont screw her in the nose. What’s his peter forked for then? Cause he’s a marsuperal, motherfucker. Oceanfrog laughed deep in the back of his throat. Shiny tombstone teeth, gums coral pink. Shit man, he said. You completely eat up with the dumb-ass. Ask Suttree. I dont know, said Suttree. He dont want the whole river to know what a fuckin dumb-ass you is, said Oceanfrog. He tipped the carton of milk and rifled a long drink down his dark throat. Who is that crazy motherfucker up in
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