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“Don’t say tit.” “Tit. Tit. Tit,”
“Glad to hear the swords aren’t seven feet. That’s a relief because it would have been a real show, seeing me yank a seven-foot sword around, horsehair dangling near fire-burning candles, twenty-foot train tangling in my legs. Could have felt more like a circus than a wedding.”
This scene had me laughing until I was crying 🤣🤣🤣
“Thank you.” I turn away and then stick my butt out to her. “What are you doing?” she asks. “I need a solid slap to the ass. Like a go get ’em kid type of smack.” “You want me to slap your ass?” “Yes. As a friend, I’m asking you to spank me.” Lara looks over my shoulder to the guards, then back at me. “Sometimes I truly wonder where you’ve come from.” And with that, she slaps me on the ass, sending me on my way.
