Keller scrambles to his feet and gives me the scariest look I’ve ever seen. I shrink in place. “Is, uh, is your butt butt okay?” Why did I say butt twice? Probably because I’ve never seen Keller’s eyebrows so dangerously pointed before. Keller glances up at Elias and says, “We’re done here,” and then he takes off without me. Well . . . I don’t think that could have gone any worse.
