Ladies, gird your loins, take a seat, and have your oxygen masks on hand, because you are bound to hyperventilate. If this man’s body was described on a marquee on Broadway, all it would say, in bold, was PECS. PECS! Mound-like pecs. The kind of pecs that most definitely have been named by many women in the past. Names like Arnold and Schwarzenegger. Mount My Rushmore. Pectual Attraction. And let’s not fail to mention the very juvenile but most accurate, Tonka Tits. Water dribbles down his carved chest, past his perfectly proportioned nipples—which of course are hardened to a point, because a
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