“Well, you’ve said some pretty dumb things too.” “Me?” He points to his chest. “Name one.” “We were eighteen. You were working the pool. I walked up to you and asked for a towel. You grabbed one, and when you handed it to me, you said, ‘To dry yourself, my lady.’” “I did not fucking say that.” He cringes. “Oh, you did. I remember thinking how weird it was.” “I’ve never said that in my entire life.” “Yeah, well, I’ve never called someone’s lips luxurious before, so we all say stupid things when we’re nervous.” “You never called anyone else’s lips luxurious, because no one has lips as soft and
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