“That was the smallest piece of real estate I had ever seen. The bunk beds were clever, though,” Roxane says. I take a sip of my drink and add, “Too bad they offered a view of the single toilet in the space.” “That’s when I demonstrated how my vagina expanded during birth,” Lois says with a lopsided grin. “Please . . . please tell me we won’t be reminiscing on that again,” Roxane asks. “Depends on how drunk I get.” Lois winks and takes a sip. “Just not too drunk, like the night before Bethany’s wedding, where we had to roll you down the hallway after the rehearsal dinner. That was unpleasant,”
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