“And if you get the chance, make sure he catches you staring at his crotch. Men love a good crotch stare,” Lois says while using two fingers to motion to her eyes and then down south to my private parts. “Stare hard.” Clea jumps on board. “Oh yes, crotch stare for sure.” “Whenever I crotch stare at Philip, we have the best sex. He becomes a total animal. So, when in doubt, crotch stare,” Roxane says. “Stare so hard that you almost see through his pants,” Clea says with a flip of her hair. How does that even make sense? Does she believe I have the secret powers of Clark Kent and possess x-ray
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