When she shook David’s hand, I looked at my dad who’d just thrown back a shot. Everyone in the room, but him, knew my mother was only running around with David to piss him off. My mother called herself dating both him and my father and it was funny as hell. She told me that ironically being with another man made her realize that she was truly in love with my father, but she was going to make him pay, at least for six more months.

