“This reminds me of the day I realized that I wanted to be with you for the rest of my life,” I said. “And by nightfall, I was over you and your bullshit.” “Yeah, but what’s your last name now?” “Danger, but I was so high on dick, I didn’t know what I was thinking dragging you to the courthouse the very next day.” “So, what you saying is… you regret it?” “Hell no.”
