“That’s crazy, I guess. But you know what, you probably shouldn’t have kids anyway. You have the emotional intelligence of a… I don’t know, and you need all of that to raise a child. Trust. I’ve seen what your type of parenting does to a child firsthand and it’s fucked up. People say they want kids to leave a legacy, but the legacy be a shit show because you raised a little entitled egomaniacal—”

