“One, she lets me do it. Nothing a little shopping spree won’t fix, unless it gets out into her social circles. Make no mistake, I love your mother. With everything in me, might I add. Your mother knew when she first met me that I had a huge appetite. Very huge appetite for stuff that she doesn’t let me do. Two, the reason I won’t ever leave her alone for real is because I can’t control her. It’s like I still chase your mother til’ this day. She’s a wild card and I love her for that.”
hmm whatever works for them i guess
