Honey is a mystery. I once heard she owns a domesticated grizzly bear. There’s also a rumor that two out of her three ex-husbands mysteriously disappeared in the ’90s. And then there’s the popular theory strictly among Honeywood employees that she’s also a porn star. Given her name, I’d buy into that theory. But also, given that she’s seventy years old, at minimum, I desperately hope it’s just bad gossip.

