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“You can’t pull that one on me!” snarled Uncle Vernon. “I know you’re not allowed to use it outside that madhouse you call a school!” “The madhouse has chucked me out,” said Harry. “So I can do whatever I like.
sassy boi
“You can’t give a dementor the old one-two,” said Harry through clenched teeth.
LMFAOOOO
“I got famous because he murdered my family but couldn’t kill me! Who wants to be famous for that? Don’t they think I’d rather it’d never —”
so true bestie
Lupin’s eyes were fixed on Sirius.
WOLFSTAR
“Sleep tight,” said Fred, winking.
love u bae
“— Witness for the defense, Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore,”
what a name
“Of course they can,” said Dumbledore, inclining his head. “And you certainly seem to be making many changes, Cornelius. Why, in the few short weeks since I was asked to leave the Wizengamot, it has already become the practice to hold a full criminal trial to deal with a simple matter of underage magic!”
Lawyer Dumbledore
“I’ll sponsor you to shut up about spew,” Ron muttered irritably,
oh ron
“For heaven’s sake act more like a dog, Sirius!”
LOL
“You’re not going mad or anything. I can see them too.”
AHAHAHFOWKDJD MY FAVORITE
Don’t worry. You’re just as sane as I am.”
LUNAAAAAAAA
“Out of order, am I?” shouted Seamus, who in contrast with Ron was turning paler. “You believe all the rubbish he’s come out with about You-Know-Who, do you, you reckon he’s telling the truth?” “Yeah, I do!” said Ron angrily.
YEA PERIOD RON
“Yeah? Well unfortunately for you, pal, I’m also a prefect!” said Ron, jabbing himself in the chest with a finger. “So unless you want detention, watch your mouth!”
TELL HIM BAE
“My gran says that’s rubbish,” piped up Neville. “She says it’s the Daily Prophet that’s going downhill, not Dumbledore. She’s canceled our subscription. We believe Harry,” he said simply.
YES NEVILLE U TOO <3
“Yep,” said Fred unconcernedly. “But we feel our futures lie outside the world of academic achievement.”
babies
“No,” she said, her voice quivering with anger, “but I will write to your mother.”
LOL the ultimate threat
“Yes, you too, Longbottom,” said Professor McGonagall. “There’s nothing wrong with your work except lack of confidence.
AWWWW
“But if you think it’s beneath you, you can leave,” Harry said.
mhm yup
“Hem, hem.”
ew stfu
“Because she was crying,” Harry continued heavily. “Oh,” said Ron, his smile fading slightly. “Are you that bad at kissing?”
HAHAHAHA
“Just because you’ve got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn’t mean we all have,” said Hermione nastily, picking up her quill again.
That’s what they should teach us here, he thought, turning over onto his side, how girls’ brains work . . . it’d be more useful than Divination anyway. . .
LOL
“I believe you, Potter,” said Professor McGonagall curtly. “Put on your dressing-gown — we’re going to see the headmaster.”
i love McGonagall
Extra lessons with Snape — what on earth had he done to deserve this?
HAKFKESN PLS
“I’ve changed my mind,” muttered Ron, picking himself up from the floor for the sixth time, “I never want to ride on here again.”
ron’s one liners
Healer Miriam Strout,
ugh this made me think of manacled lol
“So all we have to do is ask the crowd to turn their backs and talk among themselves every time the Quaffle goes up his end on Saturday.”
HHAHHAHA HE SHY
And though Harry would rather have jumped off the Astronomy Tower than admit it to her, by the time he had watched the game the following Saturday he would have given any number of Galleons not to care about Quidditch either.
oh Harry
when Harry finally entered the room Ron was snoring a little too loudly to be entirely plausible.
Professor Trelawney broke into hysterical sobs during Divination and announced to the startled class, and a very disapproving Umbridge, that Harry was not going to suffer an early death after all, but would live to a ripe old age, become Minister of Magic, and have twelve children.
Oh my god
with a weedy-looking boy Hermione whispered was called Theodore Nott.
FANFIC THEO >>>>>>
“I would have thought her meaning was quite clear,” said Professor McGonagall harshly. “There have been no secret meetings for the past six months. Is that correct, Miss Edgecombe?”
ahhhhh satisfying
“Well, usually when a person shakes their head,” said McGonagall coldly, “they mean ‘no.’ So unless Miss Edgecombe is using a form of sign language as yet unknown to humans —”
I LOVE HER
“He will not be single-handed!” said Professor McGonagall loudly, plunging her hand inside her robes. “Oh yes he will, Minerva!” said Dumbledore sharply. “Hogwarts needs you!”
as <3
And she’s asked the Minister to sign an order for the expulsion of Peeves. . .
NOT PEEVES 💔💔
“Reading between the lines, I’d say she thinks you’re a bit conceited, mate,” said Sirius.
“You’d need more than a good sense of fun to liaise with my uncle,” said Harry darkly.
HAHAHAH
“Hermione,” said Ron in a low and indignant voice, “are you going to stop telling Harry off and listen to Binns, or am I going to have to take notes instead?”
“I should have made my meaning plainer,” said Professor McGonagall, turning at last to look Umbridge directly in the eyes. “He has achieved high marks in all Defense Against the Dark Arts tests set by a competent teacher.”
THE SASS IS UNMATCHED
“But this is excellent!” said Ron, looking thrilled. “It’s all your fault, Harry — Mum can’t blame me at all! Can I tell her?”
omfg i love ron
though he thought he might have got full marks on the question about Polyjuice Potion: He could describe its effects extremely accurately, having taken it illegally in his second year.
LMFAO
“There’s no need to take that tone with me,” she said coolly. “I was only wondering whether I could help.”
yes Ginny put him in his mf place
Harry could feel Hermione shaking as Grawp opened his mouth wide again and said, in a deep, rumbling voice, “Hermy.”
HERMY PLS
“Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger,” Harry said very quickly, “Ginny Weasley, Neville Longbottom, Luna Lovegood . . . We’re here to save someone, unless your Ministry can do it first!”
🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
HARRY POTTER RESCUE MISSION
LOOOOLL THIS IS SO CUTE
“It was foolish to come here tonight, Tom,” said Dumbledore calmly. “The Aurors are on their way —” “By which time I shall be gone, and you dead!” spat Voldemort.
i can hear this line for line
The other was Neville Longbottom.”
NEVILLE AS THE POTENTIAL CHOSEN ONE ALWAYS GETS ME
“I’m trying to decide what curse to use on Malfoy, sir,” said Harry fiercely.
so blunt i love harry
“Yes,” said Mr. Weasley, “even if you won’t let Harry use the fellytone —”
PRECIOUS
