Now, with our favorite coffee in hand, I walk up to Kelsey’s apartment, excited to see her and give her all the gory details. I knock on the door and wait. It’s early, but hopefully she’s up and ready for the day. The door opens and— “What the actual fuck are you doing here?” I ask Huxley, who stands on the other side of the door. In a sarcastic tone, he says, “You didn’t give me a kiss goodbye.” Pushing past him, I say, “Crawl up your own scrotum and drown.”
GAG HIMMMM OMG
