Or, according to him, the hellhound. The pinnacle of all hellhounds. It’s worth noting that shortly after he said this, all the other hellhounds in the office went on strike and spent two hours roaming through the building annoying everyone they could get near. There were six brawls, three credible attempts at homicide, a dozen nervous breakdowns, and four glitter bombs before the lucifer stepped in and made Alistair publicly apologize and retract his statement.
