Not So Thanks in Advance (Warts & Claws Inc., #3)

by Clio Evans

Not stalking, I reminded myself. It wasn’t stalking. Just making sure our paths crossed.

Besides, was it really stalking if he was meant to be mine?

Did that mean he had noticed me before?

“Uh,” Jaehan cleared his throat. “I have an extra shirt if you need one, friend.”

“What the fuck?” “What do you mean what the fuck?” I asked. “Why the fuck are you coming to work shirtless?” “Because I’m fucking invisible,” he said, staring at me like I was a ghost.

“Uh. What’s in the cage?” “A demon named Biscuit, but Inferna says it’s her aunt’s naked cat. But this thing is ancient and looks like a crusty mole with eyes that stare into your soul. Somehow we are watching it for the week. I don’t know why.”

“I’m not trying to be an ass, but I don’t know what you want me to do with this information, Billy. It’s not even 8:30 a.m., I’m babysitting a cat from hell, and Charlie is a solid employee who doesn’t seem to have done anything wrong.”

The possibility that I had stepped into an elevator with the two individuals in the world who were my mates, was impossible.

“He’s not mine yet,” Billy corrected. “And I don’t mind sharing, you know.”

“Tell me now. What do you want for breakfast? A demon and a witch? Or some of the fucking bland eggs and toast.”

I could feel Billy following me too. He was my stalker, for fuck’s sake, and here I was— letting him follow me.

“Don’t run,” Billy growled behind me. “If you run, I will have to catch you.”

I was now sandwiched between a six-eyed demon and a tentacled monster, and both of them were hard for me.

“So now, maybe you’ll stop stalking me and just fuck me,”

One of my monster mates was a virgin.

“But for now, we will make do. Get his clothes off, Charlie. I will tell you what to do to him.”

desperate to be turned into my monsters’ fuck toy.

Two cocks.

There were many mornings I had been drinking carton milk when Hunter had made another surprised yelp after finding a thousand dollars under his pillow. At one point, he had told a friend there was a tooth fairy in the house, but they stole his things and gave him cash. I’d never known fairies to give humans money. They just seemed to trap them and steal their souls, but what did I know?

It hurt to feel like this. It hurt to feel cared for.

“Did you make this today?” Billy asked. Heat flushed through me, my cheeks warming. Did he hate it? Did Charlie? I nodded silently. “It looks great,” Billy said, grinning. “Can we sit?” Charlie asked. I swallowed quickly and nodded, blinking back tears. “It’s for us.”

“You did so well taking my tentacle down your throat too,” he said. “Thrusting in and out of you. You just let me use you over and over again like a good little slut.”

Mine, I told him. Say it. I want to hear you say you belong to us, omega. “I’m yours,” he sobbed, his words broken with pants. “I belong to both of you.”

never thought that I would find one person, let alone two. And I…I’ve wanted this for so long. I’ve wanted this since I could remember and now that I have it, it’s even more than I imagined.”

Maybe happy endings weren’t reserved for the books.

“You’re doing so good,” Charlie said softly. “Taking both of our monster cocks like a good boy.”